Amafoto y'Ibituba

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butumvikana nyamara ngira ubwoba bwo gutanga igituba, iyo nsomanye na
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bikabije igituba kikandya cyane, imitsi ikarega nkabura amahoro pe! Iyo
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Ibanga ryo Guswera

2009-10-11T18:12:00.001-07:00

Ibanga ryo Guswera

Posted: 11 Oct 2009 09:16 AM PDT

Igitekerezo cya Peter. Nakongeraho ko ugomba kumenya kumuganiriza ngo
akiguhane ubwuzu
http://womensecretsrevealed.blogspot.com

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Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:38:12 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on IMBORO NTO.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

PETER has left a new comment on your post "IMBORO NTO":

GUTSERA NEZA BITERWA N'UBWUZU UMUKOBWA AGUHAANYE IGITUBA IYO AKIGUHAYE
ATABISHAKA NEZA NAWE UCIKA INTEGE

Posted by PETER to IGITUBA at October 11, 2009 8:38 AM

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Comment bien faire l'amour

Posted: 11 Oct 2009 07:54 AM PDT

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War Jokes

2009-10-10T18:43:00.001-07:00

War Jokes

Posted: 10 Oct 2009 12:35 PM PDT

War does not determine who is right but who is right

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Mbese Gukuna Biracyakenewe

Posted: 10 Oct 2009 09:44 AM PDT

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi. Shyiraho igitekerezo cyawe
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http://videozakutombana.blogspot.com

Kuki imboro igwa ntarangije guswera

2009-10-09T17:11:00.001-07:00

Kuki imboro igwa ntarangije guswera

Posted: 09 Oct 2009 07:09 AM PDT

None se usanzwe ugira ibibazo byo kudashyukwa?Niba atari ibyo uba
wumva ko iyo uhagije umugore uba urangije akazi, ni ugushimishana.
Ibyo biba no ku bagore umugabo yamara kurangiza umugore ati"wikirirwa
ukomeza nta kibazo mfite".Biterwa no kumenyerana cyane ya maji
y'urukundo rushyushye imaze gushira, niyo mpamvu abakundana bagomba
kwita ku rukundo rwabo kuko "nta rurabo rutoha rutuhiwe".

2009/10/9, Twagirayezu Spiridio <tspiridio@yahoo.fr>:
>
>
> ---
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Muraho ? Ni mpamvu ki ituma rimwe na rimwe nkora imibonano
> mpuzabitsina n'umugore wanjye akarangiza, njyewe igitsina cyanjye kigata
> umurego hatabayeho gusohora (éjaculation) ? Bishoboka mwansubiza vuba .
> Murakoze.
>
>
>
>

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Video za Kutombana

2009-10-07T18:04:00.001-07:00

Video za Kutombana

Video za Kutombana
Kuki ntakunda gushyukwa
Imana n'Igitsina

Video za Kutombana

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 10:18 AM PDT

Angalia video za kutombana hapa
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Kuki ntakunda gushyukwa

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 08:54 AM PDT

Kuri iki kibazo cyo gushyukwa soma hano
http://www.igituba.org/2008/02/iyo-ngiye-guswera-imboro-ndayibura.html

2009/10/7, françois xavier niyitegeka <fraxan@yahoo.fr>:
> Muraho? Nasomye site yanyu mbona mushobora kumfasha, muzi ko abagabo benshi
> babyukana umushyukwe mu gjtondo ariko njye mbiheruka nkiri muto, nkeka ko
> byaba bjterwa n'uko kera nkiri muri secondaire nakundaga kwikinisha ariko
> simbihamya none nakora iki ko iyo ngiye guswera ntinda gushyukwa cyane, ku
> buryo umugore mbona yarambiwe kandi n' iyo nshyutswe nta murego ufatika mba
> mfite ku bburyo ntanakwambara prudence. rwose mumfashe mungire inama .
> Murakoze ni Frank
>
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Imana n'Igitsina

Posted: 07 Oct 2009 07:31 AM PDT

Siridiyo ngo imana izatubaza ko twasweranye, izanatubaza ko twariye,
byose ni besoins biologiques gusa abakunda uwo mukino ntimukibagirwe
"agafuka" . Uwo mukino uraryoha ariko hihishemo ikirura. Sida yafatiye
habi yo kanyagwa, ubonye iyo wenda ifatira mu nzoga!!None yahereye ku
kintu kiryoha kurusha ibindi-aho abantu bakomoka!!

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Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 16:07:31 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on VIDEO ZO GUSWERA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "VIDEO ZO GUSWERA":

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bamwe ibyinjira mu bindi ni ngombwa kubikora uko
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Abasomyi b'Igituba

2009-10-06T17:27:00.001-07:00

Abasomyi b'Igituba

Abasomyi b'Igituba
Imana no Guswera
Iyo ngiye guswera imboro iragwa

Abasomyi b'Igituba

Posted: 06 Oct 2009 04:09 AM PDT

Abasomyi bajya batwandikira kuri bangambiki@igituba.org batubaza
cyangwa batanga ibitekerezo ku gitsina. Ushobora gusoma ibiganiro
tugirana hano tugafatanya
http://abasomyiigituba.blogspot.com
Iga byose ku gusohora
http://gusohora.blogspot.com
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Imana no Guswera

Posted: 06 Oct 2009 03:54 AM PDT

Iyi ni commentaire y'umusomyi wa http://www.igituba.org kuri article
"Indayi Zirashukana"

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Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 03:17:59 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on INDAYI ZIRASHUKANA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "INDAYI ZIRASHUKANA":

Harakabaho Bibiliya ivuga ukuri, kukibazo cy'abantu benshi nabonye hano
kuri iyi site birirwa bavuga ibyiza byo guswera(gusambana) bazasome
n'iyi mirongo mike iboneka mugitabo cy'Imigani nibarangiza bakore
comparaison kandi bamenye ko ingaruka z'icyaha ari urupfu. Mugomba
kwigisha abantu ibyimibonano mpuzabitsina (Education sexuelle) niba
koko mufite les spécialistes en sexologie no gusubiza ibibazo byabo
ariko kwishimira uko basweye abayaya babo nuko basweye abaplanto imyaka
6, uko basweye ba nyina nabasweye abakobwa babo nabandi benshi
bishimira ibyo bakoze nko guswera umukozi wo murugo, abasambanye
ninshuti zaje kubafasha umwitozo bamenye ko impera nimperuka
bazabibazwa ni iyaduhanze kuri wamunsi wo guca imanza zitabera
nibaramuka batabyihannye no kubireka. Mwakoze kutugezaho niyi mirongo
mike ya Bibiriya yera

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Iyo ngiye guswera imboro iragwa

Posted: 06 Oct 2009 03:45 AM PDT

Kwikinisha ni ibisanzwe ntibibuza guswera ahubwo guswera ni
ukwizerana, imboro ishobora guhita igwa kubera kutizera uwo mugiye
kubikorana, ubwoba bw'indwara cyangwa ko gapote yacika.Iyo uranzwe
wikinisha wibaza icyo ushaka bikakuyobera

2009/10/6, Jean Damascène Ndayambaje <ndayambadamas@yahoo.fr>:
> Muraho?Nitwa Damas,mbanje kubashimira ku bw'inyigisho mutanga,ariko
> mfite utubazo ngira ngo mumfashe:kuki njya guswera kandi
> nashyutswe,nagirango ngiye kwambara prudence igahita igwa?Ese byaba uri
> ukubera ko nikinisha?Mumfashe rwose ndakomerewe kuko bigiye kuntandukanya
> n'inshuti yanjye.Murakoze my adress is:ndayamba damas@yahoo.fr
>
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Wamenya ute ko umukobwa abishaka

2009-10-05T18:16:00.001-07:00

Wamenya ute ko umukobwa abishaka

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 12:59 AM PDT

Uyu musomyi arabaza

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Date: Sun, 4 Oct 2009 09:45:38 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on AMOKO Y'IBITUBA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "AMOKO Y'IBITUBA":

ese ufute inshuti mugakunda kuganira cyane, wamenya gute ko abishaka
utarinze kubimusaba,ambese agaragaza ate ibimenyetso byumushyukwe,
muzansubize mukoresheje iyi e-mail (rezetwi@yahoo.fr), ndifuza cyane
cyane ibisubizo byabakombwa nyirubwite

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Guswera si Umukino

2009-10-01T19:03:00.001-07:00

Guswera si Umukino

Posted: 01 Oct 2009 02:31 PM PDT

Singombwa imyitozo igitsina si umukino nubatse ntarabikoraho ariko
narabimenye. Uzigire kuri www.igituba.org ibindi uzabyigana
n'umukunzi.Soma inkuru z'igituba http://igitubaproject.blogspot.com

2009/10/1, Isaac NKORERIMANA <nkore18@yahoo.fr>:
> Jwewe nitwa Nkorerimana        Isaacnkaba ndaha muri CANADA.
> nASHAKA NDABABAZE IKIBAZO KIMWE.
> Jewe nfite imyaka 25 kandi ntabwo ndashaka.
> None nshobora gushaka umukobwa wo kwubakana nawe ntaragiraurukundo numunsi
> numwe canke nuko nobanza kurondera umuntu anyigisha    ukungene babigira ?
> Muncamake ntabwo ndaryamana numukobwa ngo nunve ingene bimeze.
> None   nshobora kurondera umukobwa nkabanza nkashaka  uburyo babikora muko
> nshaka uyotwubakana?
> Ubwo ndiphuza kwunviriza   ukungene biryoshe hanyuma ndondere uyo twubakana?
> Munshaka mushobora kundonkakuri  4189988433.
>
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Urubyiruko n'igitsina

Posted: 30 Sep 2009 11:31 PM PDT

Email ya Pasteur Shinga Jeremie

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From: shinga jeremie <shijeremie@yahoo.fr>
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:19:43 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: greetings
To: bagambaki@igituba.org

Har,umunsi Imana izabaza , burimuntu kikibazo. wagiraga urukundo
rushingiye kuki?
Harabantu bakundana urukundo rushingiye kumibonano mpuzabitsina,urwo
Nurukundo rwiyisi.
ariko urworukundo kenshi abantu, bakundana , ntibaruha imipaka,
murikigihe biteye ubwoba ,ahumwana wumukobwa aba umugore nukuvuga
amenya umugabo atarashaka , umuhungu akamenya abagore barenze umwe
atararushinga, igikurikiraho iyo bamaze kurushinga batangira Gucyana
inyuma , ntawe unyurwa nuwo barwubakanye, Impanvu , nuko bakoze
imibonano mpuza bitsina igihe cyabo kitaragera , abashakanye
barasambanye mbere yuko bashakana, nikibazo izongo kenshi zisenyuka
vuba !!! .
Urwo turwita urukundo rubi.
Harabahungu nabakobwa murikigihe, babarokore cyangwase abakristo,
satani yambuye agacyiro kabo, iyobapanga kurushinga kenshi , usanga
bakora imibonano mpuza bitsina mbere yuko bashingiranwa mubudyo
bwemewe namategeko ! uwonumwuka wiyisi ukorera mubatubaha imana
winjiye mubana b'Imana!
Impanvu zibitera ibyo byose ntakindi nuko urukundo rwogukunda Imana
Rwagabanutse mumitima yabantu , urukundo rwogukunda isi nibirimo
nokwigana abadakijijwe rurarwira!
urashaka kuzarushinga ntirunyeganyege?
Vamunzira Zubusambanyi
Urashaka kubaumwizerwa kuwomuteganya kurushinga? irinde kumwamburira
ubusa Igihe kitaragera.
Ibyo dukora kenshi nibyo bitugiraho ingaruka muminsi irimbere !
Ndangije nkwifuriza amahoro Y'Imana.
Iyibarwa yoherereze abantu batanu nukuvuga basore abahunga cyangwase abakobwa.
Pastor Shinga M Jeremie

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Hot Girls Explorer

2009-09-29T18:04:00.001-07:00

Hot Girls Explorer

Posted: 29 Sep 2009 05:41 AM PDT

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The Fatal Woman

2009-09-27T17:42:00.001-07:00

The Fatal Woman

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 07:56 AM PDT

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Igituba Kiragahoraho

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 12:19 AM PDT

Inkuru y'umusomyi wa http://www.igituba.org
http://hotgirlsfinder.blogspot.com

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Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:20:04 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE AKANYARA..
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE
AKANYARA.":

Nimpamo pe;mujye mureka dushimire
imana yaduhaye umuco mwiza,iyo abandi banyafulikansnga dufite byinshi
tubarusha,turatandukanye cyane nabo
nahubundi Igituba kiragahoraho
nibaza iyo isi izakubaho imboro gusa?

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Umurokore n'Umusundi

2009-09-26T18:09:00.001-07:00

Umurokore n'Umusundi

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Umurokore n'Umusundi

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 11:07 AM PDT

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi

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Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:20:56 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on GUSWERA MU NNYO (IGICE CYA MBERE).
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "GUSWERA MU NNYO (IGICE
CYA MBERE)":

Bantu muswera mwirinde rwose kuko mushavuza Imana. Dore guswera ni
byiza iyo bibaye mu mategeko. Lakini iyo abantu baswera batabanje
kubyemererwa, bahita bashavuza Rugira pe! Nayo guswera munyo birakabije
da. Iyo ni inkuru pe!Jye ndibaza ko bitanabaho da? Nayo nimba abantu
aho guswera mu musundi bahita baswera munyo, uyo n umuvumo ukabije.
Abantu ni bihane bahindukire nayo ahandi izaduhana nk uko yahhanye
abantu bi Sodoma na Gomora. Guswera utabirekuriwe n amakosa. Ese hari
couple baheza baswerana mu nnyo?

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Fwd: [IGITUBA] New comment on Uko Nasweye Umukobwa mu Gihe Gito Tumenyanye.

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 10:57 AM PDT

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi ku nkuru zo guswera
http://commentseduireunefille.blogspot.com

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Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:48:10 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on Uko Nasweye Umukobwa mu Gihe Gito Tumenyanye.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

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Gihe Gito Tumenyanye":

Ariko se ko muvuga ngo uriya muhungu wasweye yarangiza akajya mu bukwe
arabeshya,muragirango bigende bite?Ubundi iyo uganira ibyo guswerana
ushyiramo amakabyankuru,ukayicuranga ukayica umurya kuko ikigamijwe ni
ukugirango abantu bashyukwe kandi bigireho uburyo budasanzwe bwo
guswerana.Ukuri ntigukenewe cyane rero kuko ikigamijwe ni ukuganira ku
gituba n'imboro.Fiction nayo ni sawa da!!!Muswere ariko mutibagirwa
capote!!!

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UBURYO BUNYURANYE BWO GUSWERA

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 10:50 AM PDT

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi
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Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:04:17 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on GUSWERA NOGUSWERWA:UBURYO BUNYURANYE6.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "GUSWERA
NOGUSWERWA:UBURYO BUNYURANYE6":

CYAKORA IYI MISSIONNARY POSITION NI IYA MBERE.GUSA SI BYIZA KUYIKORA
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KUYIKWIKIRAMO,BIRARYOHA CYANE KANDI MUGATINDA KURANGIZA.ICYOGIHE
UMUGORE ABA AFITE IMBORO MU GITUBA AKANAGEREKAHO GUKUBA RUGONGO KURI
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UMUGORE WANGA KUNYAZWA

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 10:41 AM PDT

Ikibazo cy'umusomyi. Dufatanye kumusubiza
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http://commentbienfairelamour.blogspot.com

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Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:46:40 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on HAZA UMUGORE WAWE UYU MUNSI.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "HAZA UMUGORE WAWE UYU
MUNSI":

ese umugore wanga kunyazwa, wikundira gucumitwa gusa kandi twe dushaka
kunyaza wabigenza ute??

Ndubatse ariko uwanjye iyo nshatse kunyaza arasimbuka, nacumita
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Comment faire jouir une femme

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 04:28 AM PDT

Comment faire jouir une femme

Faire jouir une femme, c'est a priori le but de toute relation sexuelle.

Car la séduction ne sera achevée que si à l'issue du fuck close, votre target pense qu'au lit, vous êtes un bon coup.

Etre bon au lit est dans le top des critères de sélection des femmes. Alors que ce soit avec un coup d'un soir ou votre copine, sachez faire de cette nuit un moment mémorable pour elle, et votre légende sera en marche !

Comme souvent dans le sexe, pas de méthode miracle, mais voici cependant quelques trucs communs à la plupart des filles pour les faire jouir.

Les préliminaires

Le principal reproche des femmes, c'est que les hommes ne passent pas assez de temps sur les préliminaires. Je sais bien qu'après des heures (voire des jours) de game, vous avez envie d'aller droit au but. Pourtant en passant un peu de temps sur les préliminaires, vous êtes presque sûr de la mettre sur les rails de l'orgasme. Besoin d'idées?

    * Un massage. C'est le prétexte parfait pur l'émoustiller sans en avoir trop l'air. Attardez-vous sur la nuque, le bas des reins et les épaules. Faites durer le plaisir et ne faites pas tout déraper trop vite.
    * La douche. Permet de s'assurer de l'hygiène de la partenaire tout en créant une ambiance torride.
      Astuce : lavez-lui les cheveux. C'est très excitant pour une majorité de femmes.
    * Les baisers. Un baiser fougueux est l'une des choses qui peuvent créer un tsunami dans son string en moins d'une minute. Usez-en et abusez-en!
    * Le bouton. Titillez délicatement son clitoris avec la pulpe du doigt, pas la peine de chercher à jouer uniquement à « et là, combien de doigts? » la plupart des femmes sont clitoridiennes!
    * Le cunni. Le préliminaire ultime. L'arme fatale qui vous permettra de faire fondre ses dernières barrières.

Si vous arrivez à faire durer les préliminaires assez longtemps pour qu'elle vous supplie de la prendre « là, tout de suite », c'est dans la poche!

L'acte

Si vous avez bien assuré pendant les préliminaires, elle est maintenant en train de vous supplier de la prendre, ou un tas d'autres cochonneries. Vous donc êtes déjà en bonne voie pour lui offrir un orgasme.

Voilà comment réussir la montée finale :

    * Faites-la encore patienter. Placez votre sexe à l'entrée du sien, et attendez encore quelques secondes. Puis, vous pouvez aller en eau profonde.
    * Variez au maximum le rythme. On peut assez vite s'emmerder avec un homme en mode marteau piqueur ou mou du genou. Les sensations sont décuplées par des stimulations variées.
    * Tous au clito ! Surtout, ne l'oubliez pas, il sera la clé d'un super orgasme. Allez y doucement au début, puis plus vite si ça a l'air de lui plaire. Dans toutes les positions, vous pouvez trouver un angle pour vous y attaquer.
    * Regardez-la. Deux raison : déjà, c'est très excitant, et ensuite cela vous fournira des indices. La moindre grimace, le moindre signe d'ennui est à prendre en compte. Vous devriez arriver à savoir ce qui la fait décoller.
    * Le moment juste avant l'orgasme est identifiable par la respiration, les gémissements et les mouvements. Intensifiez les va et viens jusqu'à l'instant fatidique.

Vous pouvez maintenant finir sereinement!

Avec tous ces conseils, vous devriez arriver à lui donner un bel orgasme, voire même plusieurs.

Dans tous les cas, laissez-la redescendre doucement après, ne la tripotez pas trop car tout le corps devient très sensible pendant un petit moment.

Toutes les femmes sont différentes face à l'orgasme, mais un bon amant saura être à l'écoute et trouver LA bonne technique. Alors entrainez-vous à devenir cet homme que les femmes garderont à jamais comme leur « meilleur coup »

Comment faire une sodomie-Technique de Faire l'Amour

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 04:26 AM PDT

Comment faire une sodomie

La sodomie est une pratique sexuelle à sensations fortes qui définit, à tort, la sexualité des individus (perversité, homo ou bisexualité, etc). En réalité, elle a toujours concerné tout le monde ; femme ou homme hétéro, homosexuels ou amants platoniques. Ce n'est qu'une position. Mais une belle position qui souffre d'une image un peu rude. Image qui génère l'obstacle que nous avons tous affronté au moins une fois : Elle ne veut pas !

1- Comment lui faire changer d'avis :

I- Chose à ne pas faire :

Y aller sans prévenir. C'est comme s'incruster dans une soirée ou enfiler la voisine dans la queue du Monoprix ; ça n'est pas poli ! Ca risque de la braquer et vous perdrez définitivement toutes vos chances d'y arriver. Machiavel a dit que la fin justifie les moyens. Alors armez-vous de patience et de philosophie si vous voulez la faire succomber.

II- Parlez-en :

Avec humour, tendresse et curiosité, amenez le sujet sur un coin de cuisine, de table ou en balade. Lors d'une discussion sexe sur vos envies et délires, demandez-lui ce qu'elle en pense sans insinuer que c'est votre fantasme number one. De même, évitez absolument d'en parler au lit. Ces deux éléments pourraient provoquer une gêne chez la partenaire si elle ne se sent pas prête à passer le pas.

III- Soyez franc :

Expert en la matière ou pas, ne lui mentez pas. Elle le reniflera et vous perdrez toute crédibilité pour la suite. Car il est capital de lui faire comprendre que l'acte est potentiellement extrêmement jouissif pour les deux partenaires. Pour peu que les deux en aient envie. Dès lors, inutile d'insister.

IV- Dîtes-lui que votre envie sera tributaire de la sienne (là, vous pouvez mentir au besoin). Cela donne un charme érotique à l'acte et vous replace en amant attentionné qui pense avant tout aux plaisirs de sa compagne.

V- Laissez mijoter à feu doux…

2- Comment amener l'acte en plein coït :

I- En plein ébat il est toujours radicalement interdit de s'y amener sans prévenir. Et ce, même si vous en avez parlé. Idéalement, c'est à celui (celle) qui accueille de vous inviter. Un geste tendre, un petit regard, une lèvre mordillée ou une cambrure… Les signes ne manquent pas.

II- Au cours des discussions préliminaires, vous pourrez évidemment amener cette idée de l'invitation à votre partenaire. Cela rassure et le (la) place en position morale dominante, ce qui équilibre un peu les choses.

III- Si les préliminaires sont de rigueur dans l'acte sexuel général, ils sont encore plus importants pour la sodomie. Des caresses, des baisers ou même un doigt pendant l'acte peuvent servir à amener les choses tendrement. Evidemment, rien ne remplace la feuille de rose. Un cunnilingus en levrette peut lui faire perdre ses sens et, remontant la langue sur sa rose, peut lui faire prendre conscience de tous les points érogènes qui s'y trouvent.

Si vous ne vous sentez pas prêt à passer par là, peut-être n'êtes vous tout simplement pas prêt à aller plus loin.

3- « Gare aux gorilles » :

I- Attention au lubrifiant ; c'est traitre ! Il peut se révéler un allié indispensable pour parfaire une pénétration en douceur puisque sa composition à base d'eau permet d'élargir l'orifice et de faciliter la glissade. Seulement allez-y très doucement. Retenez-vous. Le gland peut être happé par les effets du lubrifiant et si vous rentrez trop vite, c'est la catastrophe !

II- Une fois de plus, la méthode la plus agréable semble de vous laisser guider par votre camarade de jeu qui, lui (elle) seul(e), a conscience de là où s'arrête et là où commence son plaisir. Soyez extrêmement attentif à ses soupirs et à l'écoute de ses sens.

III- Assez vite, son rectum va s'habituer à votre membre et les synapses vont en redemander. C'est l'heure des va-et-vient. Mais il est indispensable d'y aller très lentement au début. La meilleure des solutions reste encore de laisser l'autre guider le rythme avec ses reins. La suite viendra toute seule et lorsqu'il (elle) imprimera une cadence relativement rapide, vous pourrez vous essouffler. Pas avant !

4- Comment gérer l'après-sodomie :

I- Fin de partie et vous vous effondrez l'un contre l'autre. Premier constat ; le canal va se rétracter lentement et vous exfiltrer. Second constat ; il n'est pas forcément judicieux de sortir immédiatement, de vous-même. Même si l'acte est fini, la zone est toujours très sensible. Une fois de plus, vous devez vous sortir, à deux. Lentement, sentez le bon moment et récupérez la capote pour la jeter.

II- La capote usagée (de quelque façon que ce soit) reste un objet très laid et un petit tue l'amour. Débarrassez-vous en dans un mouchoir (et une poubelle) sans l'inspecter ! N'essayez pas de savoir si elle abrite des résidus sales. Pour les premières sodomies, c'est aussi ce qui va former la hantise de votre compagne, qui ne veut pas briser ses charmes à vos yeux. Si vous donnez le sentiment de vous poser la question, vous flinguez tout !

C'est fait, c'est fait. Et oui, des petits résidus peuvent arriver. Et après ? Vous vous en débarrassez. Point.

III- Allongez-vous contre elle et ne changez rien à vos habitudes post-coïtales. Si des trous d'air la perturbe –ça peut arriver, ne faites pas non plus semblant mais soyez encore plus proche, tendre et attentionné. De sorte à ce qu'elle se sente aimée, dans ce petit moment où elle n'est pas forcément à son avantage.

IV- N'hésitez pas à en reparler. Et très vite… à recommencer.

En définitive, ce n'est jamais plus qu'une question de patience et de véritable attention de l'autre. Et tout indique qu'une bonne sodomie, c'est en fait le passif qui l'a fait si l'actif est à son écoute. Et non l'inverse.

Fellation-L’inciter à descendre plus bas-Comment Bien Faire l'Amour

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 03:56 AM PDT

Techniques de Faire l'Amour

Fellation-L'inciter à descendre plus bas

Art de Faire l'Amour

Il s'agit certainement de l'une des plus grosses causes de frustration sexuelle en couple. La majorité des hommes en sont fous, et malheureusement pour eux, de nombreuses femmes ne l'apprécient que modérément. De quoi s'agit il ? De la fellation bien sûr.
Si votre copine s'y refuse alors que vous rêvez d'admirer sa longue chevelure entre vos jambes, elle vous donnera sûrement des excuses. Autant vous le dire tout de suite, la plupart d'entre elles sont compréhensibles, voire valables.
Alors voilà des astuces pour lui faire apprécier le sexe oral.

1 – La propreté

L'une des excuses les plus courantes pour éviter la fellation est « ce n'est pas propre ». Il est vrai qu'une mauvaise expérience a de quoi dégouter la plupart des femmes. Il faut donc que vous soyez nickel dans le moindre recoin au moment de lui proposer de vous faire une petite gâterie. Une douche le matin ne suffit pas dans ce cas, car le moindre passage aux toilettes peut laisser un arrière goût (voire même une odeur) peu agréable. Prenez donc une douche avant de passer à la chambre, où si vous n'avez pas le temps, une rapide toilette intime fera la différence. Vous ne pouvez pas vous éclipser ? Proposez un bain ou une douche commune et faites en un préliminaire sensuel.
Enfin, évitez-lui de chercher votre membre au milieu de la forêt amazonienne. Une coupe courte sera du meilleur effet (et l'arbre est plus visible au milieu de la prairie que dans la forêt, si vous voyez ce que je veux dire)
N'oubliez pas que la propreté réciproque est un signe de respect dans tout préliminaire oral. Si vous êtes clean, elle aura moins d'appréhension pour offrir ce petit plaisir.

2 – Le goût

Si malgré vos efforts de propreté, mademoiselle a toujours les papilles délicates, il reste une solution. Introduisez un jeu autour de la nourriture dans vos préliminaires. Du chocolat, de la chantilly, ou même de la glace conviendront et feront oublier tout autre goût.
Dans tous les cas, il s'agit surtout de proposer un jeu sexuel, et de dédramatiser le passage entre vos jambes.
3 – La situation

Dans les films X, la fellation se fait en général avec l'homme debout et la femme à genoux devant lui. C'est bien sûr Une position assez inconfortable pour la femme, qui peut aussi lui donner une sensation de soumission.

Pour amener délicatement votre copine à descendre d'un étage, il faut vous assurer de son confort. Cela vous permettra aussi de prolonger le temps de jeu. La meilleure position pour une femme sera donc de s'agenouiller ou de s'allonger alors que vous êtes sur le dos. La transition avec l'acte en lui-même sera également plus douce.

4 – Ne la forcez pas.

Le meilleur moyen de braquer une fille, c'est d'insister sans cesse, et de lui faire ressentir votre frustration. Expliquez-lui que c'est pour vous un acte intime, que vous comprenez ses réticences, que vous lui laisserez le temps.

Exprimez votre ressenti « je ne comprends pas pourquoi tu refuses, j'ai l'impression que je te dégoûte » le tout très calmement, et en étant ouvert à la discussion. Cela lui permettra d'être en confiance et peut être de vous expliquer la raison de son refus. Dans tous les cas, la discussion est souvent un bon moyen de débloquer une situation, même sexuelle !

5 – Soyez reconnaissant.

Elle s'est lancée et vous passez un excellent moment. La moindre des choses est de lui montrer. Le langage du corps et les gémissements sont une excellente indication, mais n'hésitez pas à lui dire après combien vous avez apprécié, que c'était très agréable. Cela la mettra à l'aise et lui montrera que vous êtes un vrai gentleman. Pour les prochaines fois, vous pourrez la guider doucement pour qu'elle prenne plus d'assurance. Ne restez pas sur des non dits si vous n'aimez pas particulièrement sa façon de faire. Elle ne pourra pas le deviner, et là encore, parler est la meilleure des solutions.
N'oubliez pas non plus de la prévenir au moment de « venir », cela peut surprendre !

6 – Le coup de feu final.

Ça y est elle a pris goût à la fellation. Mais l'intermède mouchoir en papier à la fin ne vous convient pas. Vous aimeriez qu'elle finisse ce qu'elle a commencé.
Là encore il s'agit souvent d'un problème de goût.

Sachez que vous pouvez modifier la saveur de votre divine semence selon ce que vous mangez. Les légumes semblent être la meilleure combinaison.
Les fruits donneront un goût sucré tandis que la bière et le café produiront un effet amer peu recommandable.
Enfin, si elle se refuse toujours à goûter votre nectar, dites vous que vous avez déjà de la chance d'en être à vous poser cette question.

Vous avez maintenant toutes les clés en main pour convaincre votre copine de vous offrir cette fameuse fellation dont vous rêvez.

Tous sur les sur les Aphrodisiaques-Les Secrets de l'Amour

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 03:50 AM PDT

Tous sur les sur les Aphrodisiaques
Comment bien faire l'amour en utilisant les aphrodisiaques

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour

Les aphrodisiaques sont des substances organiques qui sont censées réveiller et stimuler le désir sexuel. Pas besoin de viagra, il suffit de manger un peu d'asperge et hop! la nuit semble durer éternellement… Beaucoup trop simple, non? Pourquoi les gens continuent alors à acheter ces cachets pourris qui ne font que nuire à la santé et infecter nos boîtes mail?

Etudions les aphrodisiaques en détails…

Tout d'abord – pourquoi ce nom? Selon la légende, Aphrodite, la déesse de la beauté, avait une ceinture qui exhalait une odeur très agréable qui faisait tous les hommes accourir. Après, elle pouvait choisir tranquillement et passer une nuit sympa avec le meilleur. Les aphrodisiaques étaient souvent utilisés en Grèce antique (ceux-là, ils savaient bien s'amuser), puis, un peu plus tard, Casanova se vantait d'avoir séduit une fille en lui offrant des huîtres. Bidon? Peut-être, mais les huîtres contiennent beaucoup de zinc et de fer; le fer sert à véhiculer l'oxygène dans les artères, alors que le zinc stimule le métabolisme en général et en particulier la concentration de la testostérone (hormone masculine)… ça, c'est moins bidon, non? :)

Aujourd'hui, on peux distinguer deux types d'aphrodisiaques – des aliments et des arômes (je ne parlerai pas des substances bizarres et parfois dangereuses comme la mouche cantharide). La grande question est… est-ce que ces produits fonctionnent vraiment? En fait, il n'y a pas de preuves scientifiques solides, cependant on y trouve des vitamines et des hormones qui pourraient théoriquement avoir un effet sur la libido, stimuler l'hypophyse, provoquer la sécrétion hormonale…

1.Tous sur les sur les Aphrodisiaques-Les Aliments

Piment rouge
Oui, c'est bien celui qui réchauffe :) La capsaïcine contenue dans la gousse stimule la circulation du sang et je ne vais pas t'expliquer pourquoi c'est bien :) Toutefois, n'en abuse pas trop ou bien prévois beaucoup d'eau froide pour calmer le feu…

Chocolat
La fénilalanine présente dans le chocolat aide à équilibrer le métabolisme hormonal et permet à l'organisme de secréter des endorphines, qui ont pour effet de provoquer une sensation de plaisir et un sentiment amoureux durable (!). Evidemment, pour qu'une fille tombe grave amoureuse de toi il faut qu'elle en mange une tonne et tu ne voudras pas d'elle par la suite, mais à petites doses ça ne peut faire que du bien :)

Réglisse
Oui, moi non plus je n'aime pas trop, mais les Chinois l'utilisent depuis quelques millénaires et on peut leur faire confiance. Apparemment, c'est surtout les femmes qu'elle excite. Tant mieux! ;)

Céleri
On a du mal à y croire, mais c'est un aphrodisiaque! :) Un peu douteux quand même, parce que l'androstérone (dans le céleri, il y en a plein) est sécrétée en même temps avec la sueur masculine… Cette odeur est encore une fois censée exciter les femmes. Mais bon, ne misez pas dessus :)

La noix de muscade
Ce sont cette fois les Chinoises qui nourrissent leurs maris avec la noix de muscade pour qu'ils soient plus performants. Attention, en grandes quantités elle provoque des hallucinations! :)

Asperge
La vitamine E contenue dans l'asperge transporte l'oxygène vers les organes génitaux. Bien sûr, cela s'accompagne d'une fluidité de sang accrue =)

Bananes
A ce qu'il paraît, le potassium et les vitamines B permettrent aux hommes et aux femmes d'atteindre l'orgasme plus facilement! Les bananes sont justement très riches en potassium…

2.Tous sur les sur les Aphrodisiaques-Les arômes (huiles essentielles)

Les arômes peuvent avoir un rôle intéressant dans le jeu de la séduction. Je vois deux possibilités d'utilisation – tu peux faire un massage en utilisant de l'huile essentielle ou bien tu peux tout simplement en faire brûler. Je conseillerais plutôt la première solution, elle mène droit là où tu veux arriver :) Il y a aussi l'encens, mais je trouve que ça fonctionne moins bien. Bien sûr, je ne cite que les propriétés utiles pour la séduction, ces huiles ont bien d'autres qualités curatives.
Je te donne également quelques noms de parfums qui contiennent ces arômes.

Patchouli
L'huile essentielle obtenue à partir de cette plante tropicale a une odeur amère qui est largement utilisée dans la parfumerie. D'ailleurs, le patchouli y est considéré comme un arôme bas de gamme. Le patchouli réduit le stress et a un effet tonique général sur l'organisme.
Parfums : Lacoste Style in Play, Chanel Coco Mademoiselle, Givenchy Organza.

Rose
L'essence de rose est un des plus chers et des plus répandus des composants de parfumerie (féminine, surtout). Cette odeur tiède, profonde et troublante éveille le désir et augmente la sensibilité.
Parfums : 5th Avenue d'Elizabeth Arden, Crystal Chic de Carolina Herrera.

Santal
Le santal a une odeur épicée et intense. C'est un arôme plutôt masculin qui a pour effet de nous mettre plus à l'aise, en gros il permet de se débarasser des complexes liés au sexe ("est-ce que je vais assurer?!") :)
Parfums : Kenzo pour homme, Yohji Yamamoto homme, Moschino Cheap, Lacoste Touch of Pink

Lavande
L'odeur fraîche et stimulante de la lavande détend, elle a un effet semblable à celui du santal. Je dirais que son odeur est plus tendre que celle du santal, elle permet de créer une atmosphère plus romantique.
Parfums : D&G pour homme, Boss Hugo, Rochas Man, Paco Rabanne XS.

Néroli
Cet arôme raffiné est un stimulant sexuel. D'ailleurs, il paraît que c'est un des ingrédients du Coca Cola… En tout cas, il apaise le système nerveux et ouvre la porte aux désirs.
Parfums : Chanel N5, Allure Homme Sport.

Jasmin
Aphrodisiaque féminin, l'essence de jasmin normalise la concentration des hormones et réduit le stress. Cette huile était utilisée pour guérir la frigidité, c'est une bonne référence :)
Parfums : 5th Avenue par Elizabeth Arden, Rochas Man.

Ylang-ylang
C'est sans doute l'essence la plus excitante, c'est l'aphrodisiaque par excellence. L'éveil des sens et des désirs garanti :) Là aussi, il a été utilisé contre l'impuissance et la frigidité.
Parfums : Bvlgari pour femme, Boss Elements Aqua, L'Instant de Guerlain.

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 03:39 AM PDT

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour

Lorsque l'on est avec quelqu'un, il est normal de vouloir la combler dans tous les sens du terme. Mais sexuellement, il est très délicat de demander à sa chérie si l'on a été performant, et d'autant plus dur pour elle de répondre honnêtement. On n'est pas loin du cliché de l'homme, une cigarette au coin des lèvres, perlant encore de la sueur de ses efforts, et demandant "alors heureuse?".

Nous sommes d'accord, chaque femme est différente, et la plupart des techniques marcheront avec certaines et pas d'autres, il n'y a donc pas de recette miracle pour bien faire l'amour.
Mais, il reste quelques vérités universelles, quelques trucs qui vous permettront de vous améliorer et de la satisfaire.

1 – L'effeuillage

Savez-vous à quel point il est frustrant pour une femme qui a choisi avec soin des sous vêtements affriolants de se voir tout arracher en quelques instants par son homme en rut ? Le déshabillage est une étape importante pour faire monter doucement la pression.
N'en faites pas quelque chose d'expéditif. Il peut y avoir dans la presque nudité plus de sex appeal que dans la nudité offerte.
Un effeuillage doux et délicat, en prenant votre temps et en n'oubliant pas quelques caresses la rendront impatiente de passer aux choses sérieuses. Cela vous concerne aussi, si vous restez habillé le plus longtemps possible, elle vous déshabillera d'elle même, ce qui n'est pas sans être désagréable!

2 – Les caresses et autres douceurs

Les femmes sont généralement très réceptives aux caresses, et malheureusement ces dernières sont souvent un peu bâclées.
Une caresse peut être douce, sensuelle, légère ou insistante, tendre ou animale, elle peut électriser ou apaiser. Elle constitue dans tous les cas un contact rassurant et un moment de partage. Dans un cadre sexuel, les caresses ont leur place à la fois avant, pendant et après l'acte. N'hésitez pas à explorer des endroits peu touchés : l'arrière des genoux, la nuque et l'intérieur des coudes sont des endroits très sensibles. Vous pouvez accompagner vos caresses de baisers, de petits lapements, de mordillements.
N'hésitez pas à lui demander où elle veut être caressée, elle sera agréablement surprise car peu d'hommes prennent vraiment la peine de caresser.
Prenez votre temps et soyez attentif à ses réactions, et vous constaterez le pouvoir que peuvent avoir vos mains bien utilisées.

3 – Les préliminaires

Nous arrivons au sujet délicat. Les préliminaires, c'est ce qui donne le ton de l'acte. Ils sont très importants pour une femme car comme les diesel, le moteur féminin met du temps à se mettre en route, et à chauffer. Alors sentir que les préliminaires sont bâclés, ou faits avec comme seul but l'arrivée dans la terre sainte, il n'y a pas mieux pour nous refroidir.
A priori à ce stade, la demoiselle est nue dans un lit avec vous, donc mis à part si vous redoutez l'arrêt des effets d'une quelconque drogue, il y a peu de chance qu'elle parte en courant. Donc prenez votre temps! Les préliminaires, c'est une mise en bouche, et entre les caresses, fellations, cuni, 69 et autres jeux de main, il y a de nombreuses possibilités.
Ne vous jetez surtout pas entre ses jambes directement, tournez doucement autour du pot, attendez de la sentir frémir d'impatience pour atteindre le saint grâal, et continuez jusqu'à ce qu'elle vous supplie de passer aux choses sérieuses!

4 – Comment bien faire l'amour : le coït

Non il ne s'agit pas d'un lointain pays. Le coït, c'est un peu le plat principal du sexe, qui est ainsi très justement résumé par Maître Larousse : "Pratique sexuelle qui consiste à introduire la verge de l'homme en érection dans le vagin".

Ceci étant dit, il est assez difficile de donner des indications précises pour un acte sexuel réussi.
Quelques trucs cependant :

Variez les positions, mais pas trop, deux ou trois semblent une bonne moyenne pour varier un peu sans vouloir faire une pub pour le kamasutra.
Soyez très attentif à ses réactions, cela vous permettra de savoir où elle en est dans son chemin vers l'armageddon.
Soufflez le chaud et et le froid, amenez là au bord de l'explosion, puis arrêtez vous quelques secondes pour recommencer de plus belle.

N'oubliez pas de continuer à l'embrasser et la caresser. Si vous avez tendance à être précoce, vous pouvez par exemple faire une pause cuni pour la faire monter pendant que vous reprenez votre calme.
Si par malchance vous vidiez votre barillet avant elle, ne retombez pas sur le côté avec un soupir de soulagement pour vous endormir dans la seconde, les bonnes manières voudraient que vous vous assuriez jusqu'au bout du plaisir de madame. Servez vous de vos mains, langue voire même de Pedro le god qui je vous assure, pourra vous sauver la mise à ce moment précis.

5 – Le repos du guerrier

Voilà, ça y est, votre membre se recroqueville comme une fière limace tandis que déjà vous aspirez à un sommeil réparateur. Réaction logique et scientifiquement prouvée. Malheureusement peu de femmes prennent cela comme un signe de satisfaction. Au contraire.
Alors tentez de rester éveillé quelques minutes de plus, prenez la dans vos bras, deux caresses sur les cheveux et vous devriez pouvoir vous endormir heureux, à deux.
Je vous ai donné quelques pistes, mais ce qui importe pour que le sexe reste bon dans une relation stable, c'est le renouvellement. Le sexe offre une infinité de possibilités, même avec une seule partenaire !!!

Alors changez d'ambiances, d'endroits, soyez doux puis sauvage, surprenez-la avec de la musique, des bougies, une douche coquine ou une sieste crapuleuse, réveillez-la pendant la nuit, bandez-lui les yeux, attachez-lui les mains, bref, innovez.
Faire l'amour, c'est surtout une question de complicité et de complémentarité, en restant avec une personne, on évolue jusqu'à connaître chaque centimètre de sa peau, savoir ce qui la fait frémir, et c'est là que l'on peut vraiment comprendre toute la dimension que peut prendre le sexe!

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour II-Coucher avec une femme -9 conseils pour une première nuit réussie

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 03:37 AM PDT

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour II-Coucher avec une femme -9 conseils pour une première nuit réussie

Vous voulez coucher avec une femme que vous venez de rencontrer ? Voici 10 conseils pour réussir un one night stand ou un début de relation. Bref, tout ce qu'il faut faire pour que la première partie de sexe avec n'importe quelle fille soit mémorable pour elle.

1) La douche est votre amie. On oublie le style homme sauvage revenant de trois jours de trek. La base du sexe réussi, c'est l'hygiène. Et ceux qui se sont déjà retrouvés face à une odeur de poulpe mort au détour d'une culotte savent de quoi je parle.
TRES IMPORTANT : si vous allez pisser entre temps, passez votre engin à l'eau. Rien de pire qu'une fellation avec un arrière goût douteux.

2) On soigne son corps. Ne mettez pas de parfum sur votre cou nu, cela empêche tout baiser. Vaporisez plutôt vos vêtements et vos poignets. Si c'est la forêt en bas, dégagez un peu l'arbre, mais ne coupez pas trop court, et surtout, ne rasez pas tout, ou vous passerez pour un "wannabe-pornstar" (homme ayant des vues sur une carrière de hardeur).

3) Soignez votre look. C'est très important, car un homme bien habillé a un fort pouvoir sexuel sur les filles. Et surtout, ne gâchez pas tout avec un boxer troué ou à l'imprimé douteux. Non, la première nuit, vous devez être sexy. Alors misez sur une valeur sûre : le boxer noir.

4) Préparez l'appartement. Même si vous ne comptez pas la revoir, il faut que cette nana garde un souvenir particulier de cette nuit. Et une fille, ça observe tout. Changez les draps, planquez les maxi réservoirs de capotes et le dernier numéro d'union.

Enfin, préparez un cd sympa (ni barry white ni marylin manson, plutôt buddha bar ou st germain), et quelques capotes à un endroit stratégique.
ASTUCE BONUS : Evitez de laisser trainer des photos de vous en couple.

5) Faites monter la pression. Le plaisir des filles est très cérébral. Donc quelle que soit la soirée pré-sexe que vous avez choisi, multipliez les eye contacts et les kinos pour la chauffer un peu. Soufflez le chaud et le froid avec habileté.

6) « Chez toi ou chez moi ? ». C'est un peu le passage obligatoire avant de coucher avec une femme pour une première nuit. Même si vous avez préparé votre antre à une belle partie de jambes en l'air, elle sera plus rassurée si vous lui laissez le choix. Mais pas de panique, dans 90% des cas, elles iront chez vous.

7) Réveillez la bête. Toutes les filles ressentent un petit frisson quand dans leur petit écran un bel homme plaque sa copine à peine la porte passée pour l'embrasser fougueusement. Alors offrez-lui ce plaisir, cela vous évitera en plus les minutes de flottement un verre à la main sur le canapé en attendant le premier pas.

8) Protégez-vous. Même si dans le feu de l'action, c'est pas génial, je vous assure que si vous « l'oubliez » et qu'elle ne dit rien, le lendemain elle le regrettera. Il vaut mieux rester dans l'esprit d'une fille comme un bon coup que comme celui qui l'a faite flipper.

9) Ne ratez pas la sortie. Rien de tel pour tout gâcher après avoir couché avec une femme que de lui dire « bon c'était juste pour une nuit, hein! » ce n'est pas du meilleur effet!
Dans le même style, évitez le « je te rappelle » alors que vous n'en avez pas l'intention. Soyez honnête, il n'y a aucune raison de lui mentir, vous passeriez juste pour un "jerk".

On croit souvent qu'il suffit d'être bon au lit pour assurer avec toutes les filles. Mais de simples détails peuvent totalement occulter votre performance pour la laisser sur une impression de crado/ malotru/ mou du genou.

Alors assurez votre réputation, soignez les détails et soyez bon tout court!

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour I Coucher avec sa meilleure amie - comment gérer l’après

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 03:34 AM PDT

Comment Bien Faire l'Amour I Coucher avec sa meilleure amie - comment gérer l'après

Beaucoup de personnes pensent que les hommes et les femmes ne peuvent pas être amis à cause du sexe. Pensez à toutes vos amies du sexe opposé ; tout a commencé parce que l'un de vous a été suffisamment attiré par l'autre pour engager la conversation.
Quand il est évident depuis le début qu'il n'y a aucune chance d'aller plus loin, la relation évolue platoniquement. Cependant, les amis finissent parfois par faire toutes les choses que font les couples : les conversations téléphoniques tard la nuit, les rendez-vous pour dîner, les soirées DVD sur le canapé, et ensuite… le sexe !Coucher avec sa meilleure mais que faire après ?

Et avec le sexe arrivent les sentiments, les émotions et, éventuellement, les regrets. Alors, vous avez couché avec votre meilleure amie ? Maintenant, vous souhaitez que votre relation redevienne purement amicale ?… mais elle semble en vouloir plus et vous regarde avec des yeux bizarres ? Faut stopper ça tout de suite avant que cela ne se termine mal… Mais comment faire ?

Voilà un plan simple pour les jours, les semaines et les mois qui suivent « l'accident ». Assurez-vous de suivre les étapes suivantes dans l'ordre. Le but est que votre amitié redevienne aussi forte qu'elle l'était avant cette aventure, au lieu que cette nuit d'amour vienne gâcher votre amitié.

Le lendemain matin

Vous vous réveillez ensemble au lit…. Si c'est un jour de semaine, vous séparer ne posera pas de problème puisque vous aurez tous deux à aller travailler ou en cours. Une fois que vous êtes au bureau ou en cours, attendez environ une heure et envoyez-lui un court email ou texto en plaisantant sur les évènements de la nuit précédente.

Vous devez reconnaître que cela s'est passé pour qu'elle ne se sente pas « salie » et pour crever l'abcès. Mais vous ne devez pas vous attardez sur le sujet sinon elle pourrait penser que vous en voulez plus. Ne laissez pas non plus la conversation glisser dans les sous-entendus graveleux. Enfin, n'utilisez pas de petit nom affectueux ou de surnom, ne gardez ses sous-vêtements en souvenir, :) etc… Bref, agissez comme un ami !

Si votre petite aventure s'est déroulée pendant le week-end, la séparation peut vous entraîner sur une pente plus dangereuse. Vous ne devez pas prolonger la nuit jusqu'au début de l'après-midi en bardant de la vie sous la couette (très connoté couple !). Mais ne soyez pas trop brusque non plus. Evitez de la dégager avec un cinglant « J'ai des choses à faire ».

Mentionnez au hasard de la conversation des choses que vous avez à faire pendant la journée (et elle ne peut pas vous accompagner) : faire du sport à la salle de gym dans laquelle elle n'est pas inscrite, aller au bureau pour finir un travail ou une visite chez vos parents. Puis prévoyez avec elle de vous voir dans la semaine pour une sortie « classique », comme vous en avez déjà fait ensemble.

Une semaine après

Quelques jours se sont écoulés depuis LA NUIT. Certes, ce serait tentant et probablement possible de recoucher avec elle cette semaine. Mais si un moment d'égarement est une erreur qui peut arriver, commencer à coucher ensemble plus souvent va donner sérieusement l'impression à votre amie, que vous êtes un couple… et ça, c'est tout le contraire de ce que vous essayez de faire ! Donc ayez une relation la plus normale possible…

Il est important de ne rien faire qui puisse être mal interprété. Présentez-la toujours aux étrangers comme votre « meilleure amie ». Ne devenez pas jaloux si elle mentionne un autre mec ou si elle se fait aborder en votre présence. Ne faites pas de blagues lourdes à propos de la nuit que vous avez partagée. Et arrêtez de l'imaginer dans cette position ! :)

Un mois après

Commencez à nouveau à lui parler d'autres femmes, de vos flirts et « targets » (même si en vrai il n'y a personne !). Posez-lui des questions sur les autres mecs également. Voyez comment elle réagit. Si elle vous encourage à sortir avec ces femmes, il semble que vous êtes sur la bonne voie de l'amitié rétablie.

Autre chose, ne disparaissez pas de la circulation. Bien sûr, il est facile de fuir une situation inconfortable mais dans ce cas étiez-vous vraiment son ami ? Mieux vaut un peu reparler de votre nuit d'amour, pour qu'elle ne devienne pas tabou, plutôt que de ne progressivement plus oser la rappeler. Si ça se trouve, avec un mois de recul, elle voit elle aussi cet épisode comme une simple aventure d'un soir. Parlez de tout cela honnêtement.

Mais si cela fait des semaines et des mois depuis que "ça" s'est passé, et que vous êtes sûr qu'elle veut toujours faire de vous son petit ami, alors j'ai une mauvaise nouvelle : votre amitié est sur le point de s'achever.

Mais si vous comptez prendre vos distances, avant tout, restez un gentleman. Peu importe à quel point vous vous sentez innocent, à ses yeux vous êtes coupable. Eloignez-vous poliment et laissez-la prendre du recul. Peut-être qu'après un certain temps, elle ne vous en voudra plus et elle souhaitera à nouveaux sincèrement retrouver votre amitié.

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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his
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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he
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"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

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She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the
mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same
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The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

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A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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What does a man consider a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!"

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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

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10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:

Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

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Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."

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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

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After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"

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A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."

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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."

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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside ..."

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They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.

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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1. They replicate quickly. ... Okay, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. ... Okay, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. ... Okay, Windows does that too.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. ... Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. ... Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. ... It's a bug.

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Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"

Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."

Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2) Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5) Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7) The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10) Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11) GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12) Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13) You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

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This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

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If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?

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Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

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Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

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If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

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A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hey, where am I?". The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane.". The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Elementary," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees."

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The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

MILITARY JOKES

Posted: 21 Sep 2009 05:19 AM PDT

MILITARY JOKES

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.

1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

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Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."

Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

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Number of US Guns

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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A Flat Major

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

Silvina Luna-Fatal Woman

Posted: 21 Sep 2009 05:31 AM PDT

Fatal Woman

Silvina Luna

Silvina Luna
Country : Argentina
Height : 160 cm
Measurements : 87-61-91

Silvina Noelia Luna (born June 21, 1980) is an Argentine supermodel and actress born in Rosario, Santa Fe, Argentina.

Born in the city of Rosario, Silvina Luna wanted to study drama and get a job to help her family. After finishing school at the age of 17, she moved to Buenos Aires and worked as secretary and a model. She lived in Miami for a year with a friend. Back in Argentina she entered Big Brother 2 where she became famous as one of the participants.

Now she is in the model agency of Ricardo Piñeiro and has achieved lots of her dreams. She guest-starred in some important TV Shows and loves to work on stage as a comedian.

In a recent interview she revealed that in the future, she will start singing Tango songs.

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The Fatal Woman

2009-09-20T17:03:00.001-07:00

The Fatal Woman

The Fatal Woman
LITTLE SUSIE JOKES
LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES
LAWYERS JOKES
JUDGES JOKES
JESUS JOKES
INTELLIGENCE JOKES
HORSE JOKES
Hilarious Jokes
HEAVEN JOKES
GOLF JOKES
GOD JOKES

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LITTLE SUSIE JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 10:23 AM PDT

LITTLE SUSIE JOKES

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Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest
day of her life."

Litte Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the
groom wearing black?"

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Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" she asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 10:18 AM PDT

LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's
room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the
bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I
need a man!"

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying
on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran
to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while
moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she
decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and
showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said,
"I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls
off!"

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Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt
a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run
across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the
bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled ass for the
door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his
mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you
make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I
found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."

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A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting
into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six,
no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're
telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing
left to believe in!"

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Sam: "Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?"

Teacher: "No, of course not."

Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the
time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was
calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little
Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But
eventually his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back
down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind
for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that
was.

"It's a period" reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man
next door shot himself."

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There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local
corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but
the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he
was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To
prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a
nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the
nickel ... they said, because it was bigger.

One day after Little Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took
him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They
think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you
grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Slowly, Little Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin
appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd
stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"

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Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he
surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the
shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I
don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a
spanking!"

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Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire
station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke
detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class,
I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you
tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and
red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The
teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking."
Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the
teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But
I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long,
yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically.
The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've
got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've
got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she
cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter,
but I like your thinking!"

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed
them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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LAWYERS JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 10:15 AM PDT

LAWYERS JOKES

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If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose,
would you go to lunch or to the cinema?

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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and
neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're
doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm
waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of
me, do you?"

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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal
lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted.
"We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had
$100 when we broke in!"

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The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no
longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they
will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:

1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the
attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that even rats won't do.

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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he
recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that
lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out
which side to spit on.

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A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency
room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart
transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says,
"you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to
choose which one you want. One belongs to lawyer and the other to a
social worker".

The man quickly responds, "the lawyer's".

The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them
before you make your decision?"

The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers
are bleeding hearts and the lawyer's probably never used his. So I'll
take the attorney's!"

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his
money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.
"Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put
this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in
a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I
only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair
the roof of the church."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only
put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for
the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I
want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a
check for the full $30,000."

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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits
of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress
is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts
of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of
security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that
when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks
you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work.

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Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in,
waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze.

While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others
line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and
proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.

While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the
other lawyer's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers,
"What is this?"

The first lawyer replies, "It's the $100 I owe you."

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

1) There are some things even a blonde won't do.
2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it
gets blood.

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George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they
meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into
his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I
can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

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Trial. A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to
the stand in a trial, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached
her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a
rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too,
has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a
drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with
anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire
state. Yes, I know him."

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called
both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with
menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt!"

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Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of
newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it
was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you
shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you
take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

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What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead
lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a
lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she
politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a
lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely
declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there
will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her
with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of
Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and
friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the
blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns
away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde
reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

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A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He
was escorted into the lawyer's office.

The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be,
so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."

"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"

"Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?"

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A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he
had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by
the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the defendant approached
the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels
and flung him over the table.

He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was
about one-tenth that hard."

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The local United Way office realized that it had never received a
donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The volunteer in
charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our
research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you
give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the
community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and
has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... No."

"Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to
a wheel chair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an
apology, but was cut off.

"Third, that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the
lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with
three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten,
said simply, "I had no idea ..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "... And I don't give
any money to them, so why should I give any to you?!?"

LAWYERS VS ANAL SX JOKES

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it
was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you
shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you
take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

THE LAWYER VS THE BLONDE JOKES

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she
politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

THE HONEST LAWYER JOKES

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

MURDERER LAWYER RAPIST JOKES

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a
lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

LAWYERS VS RATS JOKES

The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no
longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they
will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:

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JUDGES JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 10:12 AM PDT

JUDGES JOKES

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"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was
about one-tenth that hard."

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JESUS JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 10:03 AM PDT

JESUS JOKES

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft
voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his
imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is
watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a
cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot
said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot
said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a
parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would
name their pit bull Jesus".

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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd
around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and
said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a
woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At
which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really
TICK ME OFF!"

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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster
dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its
back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad
our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his
legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down
from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad
came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad
we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your
bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air
screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for
Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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INTELLIGENCE JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 10:01 AM PDT

INTELLIGENCE JOKES

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother
couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and
this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just
roommates."

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take
a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a
gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since
you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

Slowly, Little Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin
appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd
stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"

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Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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HORSE JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 09:59 AM PDT

HORSE JOKES

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An attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of
Texas when her car broke down. A local on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to the nearest town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
pretty uneventful except that every few minutes the guy would let out
a "Whoop" so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When
they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final "Yahoo" and rode off.

"Hey, what did you do to get him so fired up?" asked the service
station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off.

"Lady," the attendant said, "that guy was riding bareback ..."

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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says:
"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other
day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't
mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't
mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both
his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The
other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

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Hilarious Jokes

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 09:46 AM PDT

NO MORE BUSH

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Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced
that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair
and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.

Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied
"Read my lips. No more Bush"

SHOW ME YOUR LEGS

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.
The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the
erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me
$1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their
wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll
show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The
girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation
continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you
where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and
points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the
distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

MMM.....MM....GOOD

A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how
the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they
write a postcard saying how it went.

The 1st girl writes: M&M's.

Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts
in your mouth, not in your hand."

The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.

Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."

3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford

The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."

GOLF RULES FOR BEGINNERS

Golf rules for beginners:

1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2) Form a loose grip.
3) Keep your head down.
4) Avoid a quick back swing.
5) Stay out of the water.
6) Try not to hit anyone.
7) If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8) Don't stand directly in front of others.
9) Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
10) Don't take extra strokes.

Now, that's very good. Flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

JACK DANIELS VS BIG TITS

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."

IRISH HARD DRINKER

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd
of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even
leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up
and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the
Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint
glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan
gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin',
where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street
to see if I could do it first."

CLUMSY IDIOT

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a
relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to
their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The
man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So
the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the
way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a
concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall
on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate
love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her
bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on
her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the
floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."

HOW TO STOP JERKING OFF

A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor."

"Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at
the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a
doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then
the computer will give you your diagnosis and plan of treatment."

The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he took a sample of urine
down to the drugstore. Finding the machine, he poured in the urine and
deposited $10. The machine began to buzz and various lights flashed on
and off. After a short pause, a slip of paper popped out on which was
printed:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid
heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks.

That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical
science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed
together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples
from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he masturbated
into the jar. He took this concoction down to the drugstore, poured it
in the machine and deposited $10. The machine went through the same
buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following
message:

Your tap water has lead. Get a filter.
Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins.
Your daughter is on drugs. Get her in rehab.
Your wife is pregnant. It's not your baby. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off your tennis elbow will never get better.

COMPUTERS VS AIR CONDITIONERS

Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you
open Windows.

HOW TO HEAR CONFESSION-FOR PRIESTS

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the
older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple
of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your
chin with one hand." The new priest tries this.

The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on',
and "I understand. How did you feel about that?" The new priest says
those things.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than
slapping your knee and saying 'No shit?!? What happened next?"

HOW TO CONFUSE A BLOD

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

WHOM TO FIRE

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he
had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically
alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the
gardener."

PROBLEMS WITH JOHNSON

A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen
better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says,
"Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned
out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting
him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his
problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30
times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"

He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your
name isn't on it."

MAD COW DESEASE 2

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad
Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause
of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day,
but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

WINDOWS

Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"

Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."

Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

HEART ATTACK

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor
told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a
farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the
farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought
that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting
in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his
surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.

The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to
cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager
will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was
done.

The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the
farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one
box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes. At the end of
the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the
potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty.

The farmer asked the manager: "How is that you made such difficult
jobs during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?"

The manager answered: "Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and
dealing with shit, but now you ask me to make decisions.

POLITICIANS VS DIAPERS

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly ... and for the same reason.

AFTER DIVORCE

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."

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HEAVEN JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 09:43 AM PDT

HEAVEN JOKES

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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to
accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St.
Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man,
"Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an
affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all
over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto
the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging
over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and
started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I
got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed
him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it
was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir,
it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the
balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped
over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below,
but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a
hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really
start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."

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In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

A LAWYERS HELL

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he
recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that
lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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GOLF JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 09:38 AM PDT

GOLF JOKES

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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.

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Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and
President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?

O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over
water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!

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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up,
looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and
speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated
partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's
chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

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A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3
golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home
from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his
dresser drawer.

The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every
time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the
drawer.

The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I
guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what
is the $2000 in the drawer.

The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.

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Golf rules for beginners:

Now, that's very good. Flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

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It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jim was beginning his pre-shot
routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the
clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Jim was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's
tee kindly back up the men's tee!"

Jim had had enough. He shouted: "Would the announcer in the clubhouse
kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

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GOD JOKES

Posted: 20 Sep 2009 09:34 AM PDT

GOD JOKES

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An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in
first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the
old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and
bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns
the light on for me."

The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes
into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?"
he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots
of energy and I'm not feeliing any pain." The doctor says, "That's
nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at
night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea
what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again."

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and
went to meet their maker.

The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about
yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate
importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most
important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come
and sit at my left hand".

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton
responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most
important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at
my right hand".

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God
asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded " I
think you are sitting in my chair".

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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He
decided to help.

He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook
for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down
from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad
came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad
we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

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What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

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Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" she asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his
wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem
ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

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A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all
the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about
it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: "Next time you meet her
under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for
you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can
have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and
her."

The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend
again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She
refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven,
would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked:
"Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice
from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the
first time.

But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he
did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father
answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in
heaven have a go!"

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A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the
"uppity". Spotting the man's dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the
churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The
man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church."

The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he
might get a different answer. The next Sunday the man returned. The
deacon asked, "Did you get a different answer?"

The man replied, "Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don't want me
in that church and the Lord said, 'Don't worry about it son; I've been
trying to get into that church for years and haven't made it yet."

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Your mama is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light",
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Posted: 20 Feb 2009 01:53 AM CST

19 Feb 09, 18:27

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gagawa: eddy Kamoso ndamuzi , ariko ijwi n'umuntu ntaho bihuriye nzagerageza gushakira bashiki bacu bamwifuza nzamubazanira

19 Feb 09, 08:04

Charline: Bobo ntiwemera ko iturufu ikuramwo indi?wasanga amanda afite ubryo azabona Eddy kamoso,jyewe narahebye ariko uwazadushyirira ifoto ye kuri net basi.cyangwa uwaba azi cite ariho yatubwira tukamwirebera

19 Feb 09, 08:01

bobo: Niko amanda,nkubu ngerageje nkamera nka eddy wankunda?ko numva abagore bose mumwifuza ubu umugore we ntazabarenza umuhanda?wazaje nkwijyanira ko Eddy kamoso utazamubona yabaye w;abandi.

19 Feb 09, 02:02

charles karangwa: umusaruro barazitema ngaho nawe nyumvira niba koko byarabayeho mu mateka gutema insina gusa jyewe nku muturage ntacyo nakonjyeraho kuko itegeko ni itegeko ariko ni AMAHANOOOOOO?

19 Feb 09, 02:00

charles karangwa: umunyamakuru yaramubajije ati' nyakubahwa MOYOR ko twabanye twumvise abaturage batabivugaho rumwe murabona ibibazo bizakura byoroheye abaturage. MOYOR ati' abaturage babonye insina zidatanga-

19 Feb 09, 01:56

charles karangwa: ni karangwa again: murumva njyewe mvuka mucyahoze ari byumba ariko ndababwiye ngo DISTRICT ya GICUMBI insina zose ziri hasi , ikibazo gutema insina n'tegeko rya MOYOR ngo n'imihigo yahize,

19 Feb 09, 00:21

umuhoza alain bertrand: message iyi site ni nziza cyane.kuko umuntu abaza umuntu amenyeraho byinshi .gusa njye mfite ikibazo nshaka kubibariza.ndaswera nkarangiza neza ariko kugira ngo nzongere gushyukwa bikaba ikibazo ?

18 Feb 09, 23:55

charles karangwa: ngo umuntu wese ateme ikiitwa insina zera ibitoke rwose ibyo mbabwira n'ukuri mu mujyaruguru insina zose ziri hasi ngaho namwe nimubwire murumva atari amahano koko? byabaye hehe? mu mateka ndakomeza.

18 Feb 09, 23:52

charles karangwa: banyarubuga mwaramutse,inkuru ngiye kubabwira ntabwo ariyo ibitu.... ahubwo na mahano,ejobundi Le-14-02-09 nagiye mu ntara ya majyaruguru ariko ibintu nabonye ni amahano moyor wa karere yarategetse,

18 Feb 09, 10:35

Elvis: ijwi n'uwo akunda

18 Feb 09, 10:35

Elvis: guhuza

18 Feb 09, 10:35

Elvis: ubwire Amanda,azampe numero ze ndashobora kuba nagerageza

18 Feb 09, 07:52

bangambiki: nyamuneka uwaba ameze nka Eddy Kamoso narwane kuri Amanda k cyangwa se Eddy uwo amwisubirize hano kuri bose babireba:>

18 Feb 09, 06:31

Amamda k: uko biri kose naho Eddy kamoso yateza ambouteillage turamukunda cyane ahubwo icyaduha abagabo bose bakamera nkawe,ikibazo gusa nuko tutamuzi tumwumva gusa nza kor,iki ngo mbone umeze nka eddy kamoso?m

18 Feb 09, 04:23

bangambiki: Komera Gagawa,buri article yose twanditse kuri blog ihita yinjira muri email y'abiyandikishije niba rero wariyandikishije niko byagenze

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IBIGANIRO 9/217/2/2009

Posted: 20 Feb 2009 01:51 AM CST

dudu: mbega umukobwa mwiza hano ngo ariyandarika yababa babyeyi mwabyaye

17 Feb 09, 07:44

bobo: ndagarutse rero,ni nde uhari?

17 Feb 09, 07:23

Cash: ibyo kurya bikunanaiye kuki?? jya gushaka igituba burya kujya kiba appertif rimwe na rimwe iyo wagishatse!!

17 Feb 09, 07:23

Cash: Gagawa hi!!

17 Feb 09, 05:34

gagawa: Ndagarutse , ibyokrya birananiye peee

17 Feb 09, 03:44

gagawa: mugire ibihe byiza , ariko ntabwo nzongera kuboherereza ibintu nimwongera kubingarurira kuri mail yanjye

17 Feb 09, 03:38

gagawa: ariko kombona ntamuntu wanditse tuvugeko bigeze aya masaha ntawari wagera kuri brog murabeshya

17 Feb 09, 03:37

gagawa: mwaramutse bavandi Dr Banbambiki mwarambaniye se buriya naabahaye amafoto muyangarurira kuri mai

16 Feb 09, 15:42

tyrex: hi

16 Feb 09, 15:42

tyrex: hi

16 Feb 09, 15:27

lulu: ndifuza kumenya ubwoko bw'ibi bintu n'urwabya ,cyangwa mumbwire ababizi

16 Feb 09, 15:22

isalo: uyu mukobwa ibi bintu yanitse se ahaaaa

16 Feb 09, 15:05

joe: anybody here?

16 Feb 09, 07:06

bangambiki: NOEL,CASH,GAGAWA,ISALO, mukomere cyane

16 Feb 09, 06:59

Cash: Ndiyo Bobo!!

16 Feb 09, 06:27

bobo: who is on?

16 Feb 09, 06:24

bobo: Yes ni nde uri online se?

16 Feb 09, 05:36

Noel: muraho mwese?

16 Feb 09, 03:40

cash: come one please!!

16 Feb 09, 03:40

cash: welcome kuri blog!! ko mbona blog imaze umwanya nako 9heures zose nta gakuru!! numiwe pe nahezeho njyenyine!

16 Feb 09, 03:39

cash: Isalo hello!

15 Feb 09, 16:36

isalo: biraryoha

15 Feb 09, 16:35

isalo: banyarwandakazi mumenye gusoma imbolo z'abagabo banyu ummmmmmmm

15 Feb 09, 16:25

isalo: Bangabiki aka kabuno utweretse ko ntakigenda

15 Feb 09, 13:22

james: guuuuuuuuuuuuuddd

15 Feb 09, 05:25

gagawa: ndagushimiye bangamiki ndindiriye kutubona nanjye ndi online

15 Feb 09, 05:24

gagawa: mwiriwe neza /

15 Feb 09, 05:21

bangambiki: mukomere mwese, Gagawa ndadushyiraho vuba utwo dufoto

15 Feb 09, 01:00

nibyiza: igituba kiraryoha ariko hajemo sida abakunzi bacyo tunjye duswera abo twashakanye gusa

15 Feb 09, 00:50

gagawa: Bangambiki udufoto naboherereje ko ntatubona

15 Feb 09, 00:37

gagawa: mwaramutse nshuti za web?

14 Feb 09, 06:50

ndagimana jean de Dieu: amafoto yo guswerana

14 Feb 09, 05:44

herve: mu nyoherereze amafoto yo guswerana

14 Feb 09, 02:10

gagawa: BANGAMBIKI NUGERWAHO NA TURIYA DUFOTO NOHEREJE UDUSHYIRE AHAGARAGARA ABAKUNZI B'URUBUGA BIREBERE UKO I BURAYI BIBA BYIFASHE

14 Feb 09, 02:03

gagawa: MAIL NDAYIBONYE MURINDIRE MURAZA KUMBWIRA KUKO MBOHEREREJE IBINTU BIZAKUNDWA NABENSHI

14 Feb 09, 01:43

gagawa: Ndabona mail ya Bangambiki ntayibona muyipe mboherereze amafoto yibituba

14 Feb 09, 01:26

gagawa: st Valantinedays kubakundana , ariko natwe tutagira abo dukundana umunsi mwiza

14 Feb 09, 01:24

gagawa: waramutse Karisa we?

14 Feb 09, 01:23

gagawa: Ndabasuhuza mwaramutse neza?

14 Feb 09, 01:03

Kalisa: bangambiki n'abandi, mwambwiye impamvu ibitera ko twabandikiye na sadi ntanumwe uradusubiza, mwandangira aho nagurira viagra ko bambwiye ko iri efficace??

14 Feb 09, 01:01

Kalisa: Mbifurije mwese mwese saint valantin, kubafite abakunzi, abatabafite nabo mushakishe ababa keepinga busy kuruyu munsi, hababaje jyewe umufite ariko gushyukwa ndabishakisha

14 Feb 09, 00:35

manzi: kuba membur wanyu

13 Feb 09, 12:41

mzee: murote imana mwese kandi umunsi mwiza wejo kuri mwese saint valentin

13 Feb 09, 11:23

loulou: hi!birababajekudaswera umwaka wose!kuki ntamukorera bushake uri kuri log ngo amfashe

13 Feb 09, 11:20

amson: ndabakunda nubwo ntabazi ariko inkuru zanyu ziranyura cyane gusa mujye munandikira

13 Feb 09, 09:04

bangambiki: Latoute ubwo wasanga hari abifuza kuba Latoute niko bigenda na Obama abenshi bifuza kumuba

13 Feb 09, 09:03

bangambiki: Komera Gagawa na Latoute

13 Feb 09, 02:48

gagawa: murihe ? ko mbakumuye

13 Feb 09, 02:05

gagawa: iki kiri imbere nugukunguta uretse ko bisaba nabyo Tize nta=iwabikora utafashe agahiye

13 Feb 09, 01:48

gagawa: ko mbabuze mwaramutse Bavandi?

13 Feb 09, 01:04

gagawa: hagowe uwo tuzahura

13 Feb 09, 01:03

gagawa: Mwaramutse bavandi ? murakoze rwose kunyeraka aya mafoto yewe ndakagenderaho ukwezi kose , mba mubihugu by'abarabu birirwa bipfutse mumaso , nubu nuko ari laptop yanjye mba nifungiranye igihe nzagaruk

12 Feb 09, 11:44

La toute: inyandiko za buri muntu nibura twaba sure ko naho wamara umwaka udasura blog uzasanga hakiri inyandiko yawe y'umwimerere... nongere nti si njye nyiri inyandiko"Murabeshya kweli mwabuze ibyomwandikaho"

12 Feb 09, 11:43

La toute: ariko nawe ubona iibyo tuvuga ari ukubeshya waduha umurongo ngenderwaho, kuko umuntu gushyiraho inyandiko undi akayisuzuguza izina ritari irye TURABYAMAGANYE. Ndasaba Banga gushaka uburyo bwo kurinda

12 Feb 09, 11:40

La toute: Ndanyomoza inkru yanyitiriwe Reba uko batanga igituba ahari shyiraho igitekerezo cyawe"Murabeshya kweri mwabuze ibyo mwandikaho!!!!! kabisa iyi nyandiko si iyanjye ni uwiyitiriye La toute, Birababaje.

12 Feb 09, 11:37

La toute: oze.

12 Feb 09, 11:37

La toute: Kalisa uraho, nsanga impamvu yaba itera kudashyukwa bitabagaho byaterwa ahanini n'imihindagurikire y'umubiri cg n'ubwigumure bwawo cyane hari ikitakugendekye neza, ubonye bikomeye egera muganga.. Urak

12 Feb 09, 11:33

La toute: Peter karibu ni umutima wacu wose urisanga ku rubuga na cyane cyane ushyireho agafoto turusheho kumenyanyana.

12 Feb 09, 11:31

La toute: Mwiriwe mwese mwese..

12 Feb 09, 11:16

bangambiki: Rafiki Martin uri rafiki koko washyuhije urugamba

12 Feb 09, 11:15

bangambiki: SADI ntabwo wakongera imboro ngo ibe nini, harababikora ariko biragoye kandi ntacyo bimaze icyangombwa ni ukumenya gukoresha iyo ifite igomba kuba ihagije

12 Feb 09, 11:13

bangambiki: Gashyende ohereza inkuru yawe ishyushye kuri hbangf.igituba@blogger.com ihita iba published kuri blog tabara abakunzi bakeneye inkuru zawe

12 Feb 09, 11:12

bangambiki: Solange Uwase ibyo Cash avuga ni byo reba ku nyandiko zacu ku kunyaza ahanditse byose ku kunyaza ahagana hejuru muri table des matieres

12 Feb 09, 11:10

bangambiki: SADI ngo ntugishyukwa kandi imboro igenda iba nto, ntiwapfa gushyukwa gusa ntawe ugiriye appetit uzagerageze gukinisha ikindi gitsina urebe nibyanga uzarebe muganga

12 Feb 09, 11:08

bangambiki: Peter karibu turakwakiriye rwose n-amaboko arambuye uri inshuti yacu turagukunda

12 Feb 09, 11:06

bangambiki: Mukomere mwese abakunzi ba www.igituba.org

12 Feb 09, 10:54

peter: BANYARUBUGA MURAHO NANJYE MUZA MPE IKAZE KURUBUGA ESE MURANYAKIRIYE?

12 Feb 09, 09:13

Cash: Ngaho Bnabga, La toute, nabandi nimutabare Solange arababaye pe!! tumufashe twifasha!!

12 Feb 09, 09:12

Cash: yerekeye kunyaza ndetse ukabyereka numubanyi wawe noneho mukagerageza kubishyira mu bikorwa bizakunda uramenye ntuzamuce inyuma!! kuba utarakunnye byo ntaho bihuriye ndakeka!!

12 Feb 09, 09:11

Cash: ngo utangire gutekereza nabi bishobora no kugushuka mu zindi ngeso mbi, ndumva wasoma theorie hano kuri blog

12 Feb 09, 09:09

Cash: Solange uwase, reka ngerageze kugusubiza!

12 Feb 09, 05:38

rafiki martin: yurira kurwego hari handitseho ngo,HANO DUCURUZA IKIGAGE KI BYUMBA ,maze wa mugore ucuruza ikigitarama kubera ishyari aza kurira BYUMBAyongeraho TI bivuzengo nikigage KIBYUMBATI NAWUBUTAHA

12 Feb 09, 05:31

rafiki martin: URWENYA,abagore2 bacururuzaga ikigage umwe acuruza ikibyumba undi acuruza ikigitarama kandi abantu benshi baziko ikigage ki byumba abagorebakinkwa banyara cyane,uwigitarama aza kugira ishari ,komeza

12 Feb 09, 04:44

SADI: Ndabaza niba umuntu ashyobora kongera imboro ikaba nini

12 Feb 09, 04:41

SADI: BAGAMBIKI kuki utarimokunsubiza nababwiyeko mfite ikibazo imboroyanyje sigishyukwa kandi igenda ibanto ntimwangira ubiziho yabwira+

12 Feb 09, 04:05

solange uwase: mumeze neza, munsobanurire byaye kane sindanyara sinzi nuko bigenda none se umugabo ntabizi cyangwa se nzabigenze nte ngo nanjye numve uko bimera. ni uko ntakunye cyangwa mundangire umuti. merci

12 Feb 09, 04:04

solange uwase: muraho

11 Feb 09, 11:56

mzee: umunyamu yagiye matimba nuko aciririkanya n'indaya nuko ati ndaguha angahe?ndaya iti ni 1500 nkanyaramwene data ati reka da ninguha 2000 noneho uranannya?

11 Feb 09, 07:50

peter: Bagambiki buno bumenyi ubukurahe?

11 Feb 09, 07:48

peter: bakunzi kdi basomyi biyi site ndabasuhuje cyane.ndi fuzako mwanyakira mukanshyira kurutonde rwinshi zanyu

11 Feb 09, 07:44

peter: la toute warakize?ndi umukunzi wa site yanyu.muza shake umunsi tumenyane

11 Feb 09, 07:00

Gashyende: Ndagirango mbabaze umuntu shaka gushira inkuru iryoshye kandi ndende yayishyira hehe kugirango abasomyi bose bayisome?

11 Feb 09, 06:51

Gashyende: Muraho mwese

11 Feb 09, 06:43

Kalisa: neza neza nfite ikibazo nk'iya Sadi, nanjye nsigaye nshukwa nka 1 mukweze kdi imboro yanjye igenda iba nto cyane, muntabare nyabuneka bitaranzambana. Imana ibahe umugisha

11 Feb 09, 06:41

Kalisa: Muraho abanyarubuga, uru rubuga nararukunze cyane kuko rurigisha pe!! nanjye rero nagirango mbaze abahanga impamvu yaba itera kudashyuka kdi byari bisanzwe bitakubaho

10 Feb 09, 11:49

mzee: wanyibagiwe bangambiki

10 Feb 09, 11:49

mzee: nta ugihari se ngo tuvugane

10 Feb 09, 11:48

Mzee: Imana ishimwe latoute mu gukira kwawe ujye ushima gitare rwose ndayishimiye cyane

10 Feb 09, 09:30

bangambiki: Karibu iwawe nanone Latoute, Imana yarakoze yakorohereje iyo nyama yo mu nda kandi izakomeze iguhe umugisha, n'aho ubundi abakunzi ba blog bari babaye cyane

10 Feb 09, 09:29

bangambiki: Ndasuhuza Latoute,Titino,Orgy,felexkarera,Gashyende,Sadi, ntituvangura ku butoni mukomere mwese

10 Feb 09, 08:24

La toute: bye..

10 Feb 09, 08:24

La toute: Rero bene gutanga icya cumi mujye mumemya no guca umugara mu kibuga..

10 Feb 09, 08:24

La toute: Umukiga yaterese inkumi bemeranya 500 Fr, arangije amuha 250F undi ati naga upaye, undi ati ni ago ni ak'akangari: dore ndunyara ga, ndunyonga ga, kwigaramrira ng'induumbiii!!!

10 Feb 09, 08:18

La toute: Kalisa, La toute araboneka yari yrarwaye umwijima ariko ubu yarawukize, email ni latoute@igituba.Org cg toutela@yahoo.fr , Thanks.

10 Feb 09, 08:13

La toute: Amahoro abane namwe.

10 Feb 09, 08:13

La toute: Ndashimira cyane abanyandikiye ku bwinshi bamwe banyihanganisha (ubu narorohewe), abandi bajya cg bagisha inama, ndakomeza kubasubiza buhoro buhoro.

10 Feb 09, 08:12

La toute: Nshuti bakunzi b'yi blog muraho .. abashya mwese mwese mbahaye nanjye karibu, rimwe na rimwe n'umwanya wo kuhagera uba mucye naho inama zo ndabona zitangwa ku bwinshi.

10 Feb 09, 03:54

sadi: mfite akabazo maze igihe ntashyukwa kandi ngenda mbona imboroyanjye igenda ibanto kurushya ukoyarimeze byababirimo kungendera bite?

9 Feb 09, 23:54

felixkarera: mwirirwe umunsi mwiza

9 Feb 09, 23:54

felixkarera: murakomeye ndaho ariko maze iminsi naragiye ariko nagarutse nabonye akanya

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2009-02-18T20:34:00.001-08:00

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2009-02-16T20:29:00.001-08:00

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Posted: 16 Feb 2009 08:08 AM CST

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2009-02-15T20:23:00.001-08:00

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